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The Radish’s 14 Ways to Spend the 14th

The Radish’s 14 Ways to Spend the 14th

Parnia Nasrullah February 14, 2023

With the societal chokehold of rom-coms, heart-shaped helium balloons, and Pinterest date ideas, couples can find it difficult to go above and beyond what is expected for Valentine’s Day. To make things...

New AI Technology Disproves Shakespeare’s Existence, Suggesting He was a Chat GPT Bot

New AI Technology Disproves Shakespeare’s Existence, Suggesting He was a Chat GPT Bot

Sarah Tachau February 9, 2023

The American education system teaches students a series of lies, including: it’s impossible to make it in the real world by cheating, and William Shakespeare was an English poet who lived from 1564-1616....

RHS Discourages Juniors from Parking on Campus by Saying: “Hey man, that’s not cool.

RHS Discourages Juniors from Parking on Campus by Saying: “Hey man, that’s not cool.”

Sarah Tachau January 30, 2023

After numerous failed attempts at intimidating the juniors from parking on campus, the RHS administration was near defeat– until last Thursday at an emergency school board meeting, when a faculty member...

The Magnificent Midterms

The Magnificent Midterms

Martina Becerril January 25, 2023

The New Year celebration, Three Kings Day, and MLK Day: all holidays that people count down the days till in the dark, cold, grueling winter season. But what festivity does the Radnor High populace enjoy...

The Radish’s 2022 Word of the Year: “The”

The Radish’s 2022 Word of the Year: “The”

Sarah Tachau January 3, 2023

The Radish’s pick for its 2022 word of the year is simple, yet revolutionary: “the.” The most used word across all Radish media, the was featured 5,435,678 times, a 467% increase from 2021, and by...

Health Officials Still Searching for Mysterious Illness that Infected Senior Class on Monday, Nov. 13th

Health Officials Still Searching for Mysterious Illness that Infected Senior Class on Monday, Nov. 13th

David Marshall December 22, 2022

Over the past month, Radnor health examiners have been investigating the mysterious virus that infected the senior class on Monday, November 13th. While the virus has not been identified, its infection...

The Radish’s Formal RHS Bathroom Review

The Radish’s Formal RHS Bathroom Review

Meredith Gelles December 14, 2022

What unites the student body of Radnor High School? What aspect of our days do we have in common? Is it homeroom? Lunch? As this question plagues the student body, I pose an answer: the one stop we all...

The Radish’s Top 5 RHS Alternate Bell Schedules

The Radish’s Top 5 RHS Alternate Bell Schedules

Sarah Tachau December 9, 2022

Monday marked the annual return of Radnor’s beloved Keystone Bell Schedule. Though often praised as the administration’s finest work, this alternate schedule is one of many, and the Radish is here...

Introducing the Raptorettes

Introducing the Raptorettes

Caitlin Roeltgen December 6, 2022

The Radnor Raptors really roll off the tongue, making it difficult to improve. In 2022, however, this name just won’t do. Introducing: The Raptorettes. Helping women stand out while also creating...

Lunch to Learn ratio is extremely unbalanced: RHS Students on the Brink of Starvation

Lunch to Learn ratio is extremely unbalanced: RHS Students on the Brink of Starvation

Parnia Nasrullah December 5, 2022

When the administration introduced Lunch and Learn, students were ecstatic; for one hour on stuffy block days, we could do whatever we wanted, given we didn’t need help from the math department. We could...

What to Wear to this Year’s Santa Parade: A Culturally-Inclusive Radish Guide

What to Wear to this Year’s Santa Parade: A Culturally-Inclusive Radish Guide

Sarah Tachau December 1, 2022

Calling all Radnor residents: the annual Santa Parade is right around the corner, which means you need to dust off your Santa hats and/or yarmulke and get ready to serve on the sidewalks of downtown Wayne....

Princeton Review Suggests Writing College Essays without Auto Caps to “seem more chill”

Princeton Review Suggests Writing College Essays without Auto Caps to “seem more chill”

Sarah Tachau November 18, 2022

seniors! college application season is well on its way, and the biggest stressor year after year is the dreaded personal essay. this written task requires you, the prospective student, to put yourself...

Dozens Wounded During Stampede at Radnor High School Football Game

Dozens Wounded During Stampede at Radnor High School Football Game

Peter Choi November 15, 2022

In a recent football match between the Radnor Raptors and the Girating Giraffes, tragedy struck when animals from a local zoo trampled over multiple of Radnor’s football players. Victims suffered from...

“I party hardest at my hungriest;” Radnor students rave over the social aspect of B lunch

“I party hardest at my hungriest;” Radnor students rave over the social aspect of B lunch

Chayse Hevesi November 11, 2022

After years of standing a lonesome six feet apart, Radnor High School students are beyond appreciative for the close-contact socialization they get during B lunch. “Waiting in line feels like one big...

What to Pack in Your Radnor Power Outage Survival Kit: A Radish Approved List

What to Pack in Your Radnor Power Outage Survival Kit: A Radish Approved List

Sarah Tachau November 7, 2022

On Tuesday, October 25th, Radnor High School was engulfed in a sea of utter darkness for 2 hours, 53 minutes, and 24 seconds. The source, Radnor Police later confirmed, was a twig on one of the Tulip Poplar...

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