Nazim Duran
Breakings news has revealed that the Radnor High School cafeteria has recently received a generous donation from none other than the muffin man.
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Graham Harrington
The Friday Funny
Millennials are the worst generation in history! We’ve ruined everything from the 9 to 5 work week to diamonds.
IT’S MUFFIN DAY!
Neal Chan
The date October 1st will go down in history. This past Sunday high school senior John Christianson broke the previous record of college letters collected, a total of 4,310 over three years.
Emilija Sagaityte
If you get caught playing, I mean, wisely utilizing, a fidget spinner during a daunting test, no worries. Simply pull out the complimentary doctor’s note from the box it came in and explain that it is strictly for medical, relaxation purposes.
Sang-Hee Park
I sat in the library, my eyes closed and my head rested on the table. Today, I was approached by dozens of students and mentioned by many more. Even some teachers dropped in on a nearby conversation more than once. Although I knew they were being superficial yet well-meaning, I couldn’t help but to doubt myself. Maybe I should’ve waited a little longer before deciding. Maybe I –
Amanda Magen outlines a few of Trump’s cabinet members. All in good fun.
Sang-Hee Park
Some of our bathrooms have closed due to the these vape rogues playing their laffy taffy fruit flutes…I’ve been told that these restroom rituals are significant to the Mainline Bro culture. If you strain your ears in the hallway, some say that you can hear a faint Sonata Solo in A Minor accompanied by a freshman sobbing in rapturous bliss.
AJ Bloomfield
Congress would have an easier time banning AR15s than it would attempting to ban the most recent weapon used on a school campus.
Sang Hee Park It all began when my screen turned black. Silent yet anxious, I tapped the back […]