Emilija Sagaityte

If you get caught playing, I mean, wisely utilizing, a fidget spinner during a daunting test, no worries. Simply pull out the complimentary doctor’s note from the box it came in and explain that it is strictly for medical, relaxation purposes.

Sang-Hee Park

I sat in the library, my eyes closed and my head rested on the table. Today, I was approached by dozens of students and mentioned by many more. Even some teachers dropped in on a nearby conversation more than once. Although I knew they were being superficial yet well-meaning, I couldn’t help but to doubt myself. Maybe I should’ve waited a little longer before deciding. Maybe I –

Sang-Hee Park

Some of our bathrooms have closed due to the these vape rogues playing their laffy taffy fruit flutes…I’ve been told that these restroom rituals are significant to the Mainline Bro culture. If you strain your ears in the hallway, some say that you can hear a faint Sonata Solo in A Minor accompanied by a freshman sobbing in rapturous bliss.