A startling new Gallup poll released this past Saturday claims that 97% of students at Lower Merion High school are unaware of the fact that their school has a football team.
Lena Armstrong and Patrick Kaper-Barcelata provide actual interviews with the homecoming court and their predictions with a twist.
Please stand and recite the College Board Pledge of Allegiance™. I will recite it to you as you speak it aloud. While unnecessary, this is a reminder that you must remove your hats and capacity for individual thought.
Family and staff of Radnor High School,
I’m no meteorologist, but I do have the full authority, green light clearance, uncontested autocratic power to do whatever the parents tell me to do. Therefore, due to the inclement weather (persistent five-minute flurries alternating with dastardly dustings), school will be cancelled for the rest of the week. On a side note, RHS Fourth of July fireworks will be held during 5th period A lunch for students wishing to attend. Have a blast in the snow!
Breakings news has revealed that the Radnor High School cafeteria has recently received a generous donation from none other than the muffin man.
The Friday Funny
Millennials are the worst generation in history! We’ve ruined everything from the 9 to 5 work week to diamonds.