I sat in the library, my eyes closed and my head rested on the table. Today, I was approached by dozens of students and mentioned by many more. Even some teachers dropped in on a nearby conversation more than once. Although I knew they were being superficial yet well-meaning, I couldn’t help but to doubt myself. Maybe I should’ve waited a little longer before deciding. Maybe I –
Amanda Magen outlines a few of Trump’s cabinet members. All in good fun.
Some of our bathrooms have closed due to the these vape rogues playing their laffy taffy fruit flutes…I’ve been told that these restroom rituals are significant to the Mainline Bro culture. If you strain your ears in the hallway, some say that you can hear a faint Sonata Solo in A Minor accompanied by a freshman sobbing in rapturous bliss.
Congress would have an easier time banning AR15s than it would attempting to ban the most recent weapon used on a school campus.
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