In this episode of The Metaphysicist, the Metaphysicist’s Vicereign of the Internet, and the Devil’s Advocate, The Metaphysicist addresses such topics as the relationship between neurochemistry and morality, why the picture of a black hole is not completely black, how we know that the moon landing happened, and why birds are not government surveillance instruments. He also explains why windmills (more properly called pinwheels) are terrible, discusses the symbolic significance of artificial light and his cowboy hat, and demolishes proponents of the singular they.