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Winners and Losers from the November Democratic Debate

Winners and Losers from the November Democratic Debate

Owen Leonard, Radish Staff Writer

November 25, 2019

Radish writer Owen Leonard breaks down the winners and losers from the fifth democratic debate.

Report: 78% of RHS Students Are Addicted To Heroin

Andrew Rosin, The Radish Editor

November 12, 2019

Based on the results from the recent PAYS survey on drugs and alcohol, school administrators have concluded that approximately 78% of the student body is addicted to heroin. “The results are certainly troubling,” commented Vice Principal Brett Thomas. “I mean, what are the remaining 22% of studen...

Trump’s Message To Erdogan Found To Be Just One In An Extensive Collection of Self-Published Letters

Trump’s Message To Erdogan Found To Be Just One In An Extensive Collection of Self-Published Letters

Andrew Rosin, Mohen Li, Nick Speranza, and Owen Leonard

October 21, 2019

Following the release of President Trump’s confidential letter to president Reccep Tayip Erdogan of Turkey, the Radish investigative journalism team has obtained exclusive copies of similar letters written to other important figures in the US president’s life. They can be read in their entirety b...

New Study Finds Link Between Summer Reading and Negative Health Effects

New Study Finds Link Between Summer Reading and Negative Health Effects

Andrew Rosin

June 7, 2019

A recent study from the University of Pennsylvania found that at least 76% of summer reading assignments contain a potentially harmful number of pages. Frances E. Jensen, chair of the Department of Neurology, released a statement last Thursday in which she explains her team’s findings: “Reading and...

The School Temperature Report

The School Temperature Report

Andrew Rosin

March 27, 2019

This past week, Special Counsel Brett Thomas released his redacted report after a semester long investigation into the school temperatures. Beginning in the winter of 2018, RHS students noted incredibly hot and humid conditions inside of the school, despite the cold winter that was raging on outside....

Student Shatters All-Time Tardiness Record

Student Shatters All-Time Tardiness Record

Andrew Rosin

January 22, 2019

63 days into the 2018-2019 school year, a Radnor High School Senior set a new American record for most consecutive days late to homeroom in a traditional 4 year, 180 day high school program. When added to the previous three years of schooling, during which he was late every day that results in a gra...

RHS Administration Bans Bathrooms

RHS Administration Bans Bathrooms

Andrew Rosin

December 14, 2018

In a momentous effort to end vaping, Radnor High School administration banned the use of all school bathrooms. According to the administration, this genius tactic was taken straight out of the book of pest exterminators. In a recent interview Administrator #1 explained,  “If mosquitos cannot breed ...

Chapin’s Cynically Sardonic and Sanguinely Serious Advice Column

Chapin’s Cynically Sardonic and Sanguinely Serious Advice Column

Chapin Lenthall-Cleary

December 14, 2018

The Cynically Sardonic and Sanguinely Serious Advice Columnist Issue 1: Some People are Humble for Good Reasons A note from the cynically sardonic and sanguinely serious advice columnist: All Radnor High School students are invited to submit questions to gain valuable advice from a certified geni...

December Crossword Puzzle

December Crossword Puzzle

Will Dawson

December 11, 2018

ACROSS 1. Mosquito spray brand 4. Buzzing insect 7. Spanish for gold 8. One watery spray 11. Related to 13. Home of Teenage Turtles 14. Distress signal abbr. 15. Father 16. Background character on "The Simpsons" Disco __. 17. Radio brod. known for soft-talking 18. Back...

Polarization

Polarization

November 9, 2018

Max Xie

BREAKING NEWS: Morning Announcements Actually Not That Bad

BREAKING NEWS: Morning Announcements Actually Not That Bad

Nick Speranza

November 9, 2018

In a groundbreaking new development, sources across the school have confirmed that today’s morning announcements were actually good. “We normally don’t even pay attention to them,” told an anonymous Radnor student of the historical achievement, “but today we were impressed.” The announ...

The Friday Funny: LM Week

The Friday Funny: LM Week

Andrew Rosin

October 26, 2018

A startling new Gallup poll released this past Saturday claims that 97% of students at Lower Merion High school are unaware of the fact that their school has a football team. A follow up piece by al-Jazeera showed that it was even ranked among the top 10 most forgotten football rivalries, right along...

The Homecoming Court

The Homecoming Court

Lena Armstrong and Patrick Kaper-Barcelata

October 19, 2018

Patrick’s Court Lights! Camera! Action! Give it up for your favorite raider, the bees knees, homecoming court nominee, and future homecoming king, Patrick Kaper. Hi, how’s it going folks? You are just too much! You flatter me! I hope you’ve enjoyed seeing the homecoming videos this week, or as I li...

Political Cartoon: Radnor's Wifi Fix

Political Cartoon: Radnor's Wifi Fix

October 17, 2018

Ethan Lee

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