Amanda Magen
Name: Rex Tillerson
Position: Secretary of State
Height (not including ego): 5’ 8”
Weight (of wallet): Estimated net worth of $150 million
Experience?: Good question
Pros:
Former CEO of ExxonMobile, which is pretty darn successful
Knows Putin
Cons:
No prior experience (but everyone had to start somewhere)
Knows Putin
Closest Secretary of State confirmation vote in over 60 years
Quotes:
“I’d rather have $7 billion in profit than 7 billion people.
“Just remember that a pat on the back is 18 inches from a kick in the behind.”
Fun Fact: Star sign is Aries
Name: Reince Priebus
Position: Chief of Staff
Height: Not important enough for Google to have the answer
Weight: 165 pounds
Pros:
Got GOP out of debt after becoming chairman
Looks like Jimmy Fallon
Cons:
Real name is Reinhold so he could have been bullied as a youth and is now out for power and revenge
Quotes:
“A reporter shoots first, aims later”
“Free enterprise, individual opportunity, limited government. They keep America great; only they can keep America strong.”
Fun Facts:
Shares a birthday with Lily Collins
Pro-gay marriage
Name: Betsy Devos
Position: Secretary of Education
High: Probably not shes in an emportent cabinet position
Weight: Its rude to askkk a woman her wait
Experience?: Depends
Pros:
Highlight/contour game on point
Eternal optimist (took Trump’s 40% approval rating and still said more than half of the public supports him)
Played by Kate McKinnon on SNL
Cons:
Yes, several
Fun Fact: Owns a yacht