Meet the Unusual Suspects

Amanda Magen
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Name:  Rex Tillerson
Position:  Secretary of State
Height (not including ego):  5’ 8”
Weight (of wallet):  Estimated net worth of $150 million
Experience?:  Good question
Former CEO of ExxonMobile, which is pretty darn successful
Knows Putin
No prior experience (but everyone had to start somewhere)
Knows Putin
Closest Secretary of State confirmation vote in over 60 years

“I’d rather have $7 billion in profit than 7 billion people. 

“Just remember that a pat on the back is 18 inches from a kick in     the behind.”

Fun Fact:  Star sign is Aries
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Name:   Reince Priebus
Position:  Chief of Staff
Height:  Not important enough for Google to have the answer
Weight:  165 pounds
Got GOP out of debt after becoming chairman
Looks like Jimmy Fallon
Real name is Reinhold so he could have been bullied as a youth and is now out for power and revenge

“A reporter shoots first, aims later”

“Free enterprise, individual opportunity, limited government.  They keep America great; only they can keep America strong.”

Fun Facts:  
Shares a birthday with Lily Collins
Pro-gay marriage
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Name:   Betsy Devos
Position:  Secretary of Education
High:  Probably not shes in an emportent cabinet position
Weight: Its rude to askkk a woman her wait
Experience?:  Depends
Highlight/contour game on point
Eternal optimist (took Trump’s 40% approval rating and still said more than half of the public supports him)
Played by Kate McKinnon on SNL
Yes, several
Fun Fact:  Owns a yacht