Meet the Unusual Suspects


Amanda Magen


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Name:  Rex Tillerson

Position:  Secretary of State

Height (not including ego):  5’ 8”

Weight (of wallet):  Estimated net worth of $150 million

Experience?:  Good question


Former CEO of ExxonMobile, which is pretty darn successful

Knows Putin


No prior experience (but everyone had to start somewhere)

Knows Putin

Closest Secretary of State confirmation vote in over 60 years


“I’d rather have $7 billion in profit than 7 billion people. 

“Just remember that a pat on the back is 18 inches from a kick in     the behind.”

Fun Fact:  Star sign is Aries


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Name:   Reince Priebus

Position:  Chief of Staff

Height:  Not important enough for Google to have the answer

Weight:  165 pounds


Got GOP out of debt after becoming chairman

Looks like Jimmy Fallon


Real name is Reinhold so he could have been bullied as a youth and is now out for power and revenge


“A reporter shoots first, aims later”

“Free enterprise, individual opportunity, limited government.  They keep America great; only they can keep America strong.”

Fun Facts:  

Shares a birthday with Lily Collins

Pro-gay marriage


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Name:   Betsy Devos

Position:  Secretary of Education

High:  Probably not shes in an emportent cabinet position

Weight: Its rude to askkk a woman her wait

Experience?:  Depends


Highlight/contour game on point

Eternal optimist (took Trump’s 40% approval rating and still said more than half of the public supports him)

Played by Kate McKinnon on SNL


Yes, several

Fun Fact:  Owns a yacht