Amanda Magen
 

Name:  Rex Tillerson
Position:  Secretary of State
Height (not including ego):  5’ 8”
Weight (of wallet):  Estimated net worth of $150 million
Experience?:  Good question
Pros:  
Former CEO of ExxonMobile, which is pretty darn successful
Knows Putin
Cons:
No prior experience (but everyone had to start somewhere)
Knows Putin
Closest Secretary of State confirmation vote in over 60 years
Quotes:  

“I’d rather have $7 billion in profit than 7 billion people. 

“Just remember that a pat on the back is 18 inches from a kick in     the behind.”

Fun Fact:  Star sign is Aries
 

Name:   Reince Priebus
Position:  Chief of Staff
Height:  Not important enough for Google to have the answer
Weight:  165 pounds
Pros:  
Got GOP out of debt after becoming chairman
Looks like Jimmy Fallon
Cons:
Real name is Reinhold so he could have been bullied as a youth and is now out for power and revenge
Quotes:  

“A reporter shoots first, aims later”

“Free enterprise, individual opportunity, limited government.  They keep America great; only they can keep America strong.”

Fun Facts:  
Shares a birthday with Lily Collins
Pro-gay marriage
 

Name:   Betsy Devos
Position:  Secretary of Education
High:  Probably not shes in an emportent cabinet position
Weight: Its rude to askkk a woman her wait
Experience?:  Depends
Pros:  
Highlight/contour game on point
Eternal optimist (took Trump’s 40% approval rating and still said more than half of the public supports him)
Played by Kate McKinnon on SNL
Cons:  
Yes, several
Fun Fact:  Owns a yacht