Trump’s Itinerary After Office
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February 8, 2021
Amid the impeachment trials, Mr. Trump’s travel agent leaked his travel itinerary for the weeks following President-Elect Joe Biden’s inauguration. With the leak, the unnamed travel agent passed along the information that Mr. Trump feels this vacation is much-needed as inciting an insurrection and watching chaos ensue while lounging in the Oval Office has been very taxing on his mental and physical health. It is important to note that the leaked itinerary was quite extensive so The Radish staff has only included the most intriguing portions.
After his trip to North Korea, the itinerary included Mr. Trump’s return trip to the United States, several boring lawyer meetings, and a TP-ing of Senator Mitch McConnell’s home that was marked “*POSSIBILITY*”.
