Emilija Sagaityte
If you get caught playing, I mean, wisely utilizing, a fidget spinner during a daunting test, no worries. Simply pull out the complimentary doctor’s note from the box it came in and explain that it is strictly for medical, relaxation purposes.
Sang-Hee Park
I sat in the library, my eyes closed and my head rested on the table. Today, I was approached by dozens of students and mentioned by many more. Even some teachers dropped in on a nearby conversation more than once. Although I knew they were being superficial yet well-meaning, I couldn't help but to doubt myself. Maybe I should've waited a little longer before deciding. Maybe I -
Sang-Hee Park
Some of our bathrooms have closed due to the these vape rogues playing their laffy taffy fruit flutes…I've been told that these restroom rituals are significant to the Mainline Bro culture. If you strain your ears in the hallway, some say that you can hear a faint Sonata Solo in A Minor accompanied by a freshman sobbing in rapturous bliss.
Sang Hee Park
It all began when my screen turned black. Silent yet anxious, I tapped the back of the device and looked for any signs of life. Nothing happened. I pressed the home and sleep button at once,...
By Daniel Carlston
“Damn, Daniel!”
We all heard it. We all loved it. The words tasted so delicious rolling off our tongues just a few weeks ago. Damn Daniel was a cultural phenomenon,...
Erin Brown
Dear Rents and Constituents,
I would like to inform you of a new word to add to your GPA, or “Good Parenting Arsenal.” It’s a word that all high school kids love to hear; in fact, we use...
Manny Unger (A special no thanks to former writing partner, Dan Carlston)
It’s that time of year again. People are sick of their pumpkin-flavored everything, those who once shared New...
Dan Carlston
Do you see freshmen tearing out their hair as they walk by in the halls? Are your friends collapsing from fatigue and nausea? Have you been experiencing neck stiffness after...
Noah Offenkrantz
It was mid-June when 17-year-old Cornellia Brown moved to Radnor, Pennsylvania. *(For the purpose of this article, since the author is a male, the new student will be portrayed as a female;...
Will Northington
“Oh, he’s a sweet boy,” said Darlene Whitaker, 83, regarding Mitchell DeMois, a 43-year-old neighborhood hero. DeMois spends his days co-managing the local flagship Olive Garden,...
Noah Offenkrantz
It was mid-June when 17-year-old Cornellia Brown moved to Radnor, Pennsylvania. *(For the purpose of this article, since the author is a male, the new student will be portrayed as a female;...
John Hydrisko
For many students, the first few weeks of school are easy. Most classes are little more than an attendance grade. Even those that give you a mark or two require a pulse, if that. Many...
Dan Carlston
After news broke out that the Radnorite would be switching from its traditional paper format to a themed, online news site, reactions among the people of Radnor High School were extremely...
