Sang-Hee Park
Some of our bathrooms have closed due to the these vape rogues playing their laffy taffy fruit flutes…I've been told that these restroom rituals are significant to the Mainline Bro culture. If you strain your ears in the hallway, some say that you can hear a faint Sonata Solo in A Minor accompanied by a freshman sobbing in rapturous bliss.
Sang Hee Park
It all began when my screen turned black. Silent yet anxious, I tapped the back of the device and looked for any signs of life. Nothing happened. I pressed the home and sleep button at once,...
By Daniel Carlston
“Damn, Daniel!”
We all heard it. We all loved it. The words tasted so delicious rolling off our tongues just a few weeks ago. Damn Daniel was a cultural phenomenon,...
Erin Brown
Dear Rents and Constituents,
I would like to inform you of a new word to add to your GPA, or “Good Parenting Arsenal.” It’s a word that all high school kids love to hear; in fact, we use...
Manny Unger (A special no thanks to former writing partner, Dan Carlston)
It’s that time of year again. People are sick of their pumpkin-flavored everything, those who once shared New...
Dan Carlston
Do you see freshmen tearing out their hair as they walk by in the halls? Are your friends collapsing from fatigue and nausea? Have you been experiencing neck stiffness after...
Noah Offenkrantz
It was mid-June when 17-year-old Cornellia Brown moved to Radnor, Pennsylvania. *(For the purpose of this article, since the author is a male, the new student will be portrayed as a female;...
Will Northington
“Oh, he’s a sweet boy,” said Darlene Whitaker, 83, regarding Mitchell DeMois, a 43-year-old neighborhood hero. DeMois spends his days co-managing the local flagship Olive Garden,...
Noah Offenkrantz
It was mid-June when 17-year-old Cornellia Brown moved to Radnor, Pennsylvania. *(For the purpose of this article, since the author is a male, the new student will be portrayed as a female;...
John Hydrisko
For many students, the first few weeks of school are easy. Most classes are little more than an attendance grade. Even those that give you a mark or two require a pulse, if that. Many...
Dan Carlston
After news broke out that the Radnorite would be switching from its traditional paper format to a themed, online news site, reactions among the people of Radnor High School were extremely...
Will Northington
Worker’s spirits at a local warehouse plummeted Thursday, September 31st, when their “Days Without an Injury” counter was pushed back to zero. Employees move shipments for a local...
Dan Carlston
If you found yourself perusing through the other articles released in the Radnorite this month, you might find that many of the pieces written by our contributors are connected by one common...
Manny Unger
Radnor, PA - On August 32, 2015 the unthinkable happened here at Radnor High School. It is not uncommon to hear rebellious students questioning the practical applications of their studies while...
