Inspired by the modern art piece, “Durable piece of plastic” by Junkyard Finds, Apple has released the Camera Blocker, a fashionable, timelessly designed accessory that blocks your camera for good. The user may purchase the product online or in person, but the installation process should be performed by one of our trained professionals. An assistant in our stores will use the rough exterior of the Camera Blocker to effectively shred the camera. Then, to prevent the user from attempting to fix the camera at our elite shops, the assistant will use duct tape to attach the product to the iPhone.
The simple yet elegant design of the Camera Blocker reflects the minimalist values of some of the highest forms of art. Its rough texture and appealing colors also work to enhance the iPhone’s appearance.
Users have reported that after installing this product onto their iPhone, they’ve been able to experience their life more fully, and feel less of an urge to capture every moment on their phones. “I can now experience every moment in person, while before, I watched the world around me through the screen of a phone,” shares John Doe.
Many also report feeling more involved after purchasing this product, since their peers have stopped shaming them for having a functional camera. John Smith exclaims: “This product not only allowed me to spend less time on my device, I’d also found that people complimented me about this product, and it was a common conversation topic. It acts almost like an entry ticket to many friend groups”
The most popular version of our product is the 10-Camera iPhone 69 edition, which users have found to be the most useful. Jane Doe reports: “After purchasing the new iPhone 69, its 10 high tech, holographic cameras have made me unable to control myself from constant videography. So, naturally, I realized that I needed the Camera Blocker!”
Our products are now available worldwide, with users all across the globe giving positive reviews. This intercultural accessory comes in 10 research-backed colors, and comes at the reasonable price of $658 for the product, and $999 for installation fees.
