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Choose Your Virus

Choose Your Virus

Sofie Jubelirer March 31, 2023

It's that time of year again. After a tough fall and an even worse winter, Radnor students cannot get rid of the ongoing illnesses spreading throughout the school. Just this week, 97% of the student body...

Cardboard Wolves: Nine Cool Facts About Radnor’s New Species

Cardboard Wolves: Nine Cool Facts About Radnor’s New Species

Anrui Xu March 22, 2023

Radnor is home to a diverse array of flora and fauna that has captivated researchers for centuries. Recently, a new species’ discovery has been publicized by renowned organization Radnorite Authors Documenting...

Broken Windows and UFOs: The Radish’s Freshman Semi Highlights

Broken Windows and UFOs: The Radish’s Freshman Semi Highlights

Anrui Xu March 6, 2023

On the evening of February 25th, 2023, Radnor High School’s annual Freshman Semiformal took place. Fortunately, several Radish writers were able to infiltrate the highly anticipated dance, posing as...

The Desks are Gone: What’s Next?

The Desks are Gone: What’s Next?

Parnia Nasrullah March 3, 2023

RADNOR PA– In the wake of COVID home offices, sitting desks have been deemed an ineffective mode of productivity, and thrown out of many businesses and schools: Radnor included. Last week, the RHS administration...

Local Egg Parents Accused of Being “Helicopters” after Forbidding Egg from Reading Content that Features Other Protein

Local Egg Parents Accused of Being “Helicopters” after Forbidding Egg from Reading Content that Features Other Protein

Sarah Tachau February 22, 2023

Disclaimer: the following article is not suitable for AP Psych egg babies to read, unless granted parent permission. RADNOR, PA– The AP Psychology egg-parenting project is back in full swing, with...

The Radish’s Socratic Seminar DOs and DON’Ts

The Radish’s Socratic Seminar DOs and DON’Ts

Sarah Tachau February 15, 2023

As someone with a passion for insulting the opinions of my classmates, there is nothing I love more than a good Socratic Seminar. However, small group discussion etiquette is in need of revitalization,...

The Radish’s 14 Ways to Spend the 14th

The Radish’s 14 Ways to Spend the 14th

Parnia Nasrullah February 14, 2023

With the societal chokehold of rom-coms, heart-shaped helium balloons, and Pinterest date ideas, couples can find it difficult to go above and beyond what is expected for Valentine’s Day. To make things...

New AI Technology Disproves Shakespeare’s Existence, Suggesting He was a Chat GPT Bot

New AI Technology Disproves Shakespeare’s Existence, Suggesting He was a Chat GPT Bot

Sarah Tachau February 9, 2023

The American education system teaches students a series of lies, including: it’s impossible to make it in the real world by cheating, and William Shakespeare was an English poet who lived from 1564-1616....

RHS Discourages Juniors from Parking on Campus by Saying: “Hey man, that’s not cool."

RHS Discourages Juniors from Parking on Campus by Saying: “Hey man, that’s not cool.”

Sarah Tachau January 30, 2023

After numerous failed attempts at intimidating the juniors from parking on campus, the RHS administration was near defeat– until last Thursday at an emergency school board meeting, when a faculty member...

The Magnificent Midterms

The Magnificent Midterms

Martina Becerril January 25, 2023

The New Year celebration, Three Kings Day, and MLK Day: all holidays that people count down the days till in the dark, cold, grueling winter season. But what festivity does the Radnor High populace enjoy...

The Radish’s 2022 Word of the Year: “The”

The Radish’s 2022 Word of the Year: “The”

Sarah Tachau January 3, 2023

The Radish’s pick for its 2022 word of the year is simple, yet revolutionary: “the.” The most used word across all Radish media, the was featured 5,435,678 times, a 467% increase from 2021, and by...

Health Officials Still Searching for Mysterious Illness that Infected Senior Class on Monday, Nov. 13th

Health Officials Still Searching for Mysterious Illness that Infected Senior Class on Monday, Nov. 13th

David Marshall December 22, 2022

Over the past month, Radnor health examiners have been investigating the mysterious virus that infected the senior class on Monday, November 13th. While the virus has not been identified, its infection...

The Radish’s Formal RHS Bathroom Review

The Radish’s Formal RHS Bathroom Review

Meredith Gelles December 14, 2022

What unites the student body of Radnor High School? What aspect of our days do we have in common? Is it homeroom? Lunch? As this question plagues the student body, I pose an answer: the one stop we all...

The Radish’s Top 5 RHS Alternate Bell Schedules

The Radish’s Top 5 RHS Alternate Bell Schedules

Sarah Tachau December 9, 2022

Monday marked the annual return of Radnor’s beloved Keystone Bell Schedule. Though often praised as the administration’s finest work, this alternate schedule is one of many, and the Radish is here...

Introducing the Raptorettes

Introducing the Raptorettes

Caitlin Roeltgen December 6, 2022

The Radnor Raptors really roll off the tongue, making it difficult to improve. In 2022, however, this name just won’t do. Introducing: The Raptorettes. Helping women stand out while also creating...

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