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2019 AP® EXAM INSTRUCTIONS

Patrick Kaper-Barcelata

June 15, 2018

-To be read with reverence- Greetings returning customers. Congratulations! If your carcass is parked in a durable plastic chair, you have successfully signed your life away for 3 hours and 15 minutes at a bargain $95. Enjoy the ride™. Please stand and recite the College Board Pledge of Allegiance™....

Radnor & Juuliet

Radnor & Juuliet

June 11, 2018

Max Xie

Student Debt

Student Debt

June 11, 2018

Ethan Lee

Friday Funny: Emergency AP Teacher Meeting

Patrick Kaper-Barcelata

April 27, 2018

A violent gust of wind bellows against the frigid walls of Radnor High School as snow heaps against its walls. Just two hours prior, the last of the yellow school bus procession had crawled off campus carrying students blessed with early dismissal to relative safety. It is precisely 2:24 pm on a Wednesday...

Muffin Mayhem

Nazim Duran

March 23, 2018

Ever been craving a muffin?  Even been waiting in the muffin line for entire lunch period, praying, only to find that they are all sold out?  I know you have, don’t lie. You’re mouth is probably salivating as you read this article, waiting for the sweet release of the chocolate chips in the muff...

Malevolent Millennials

February 23, 2018

Graham Harrington The verdict’s out people. Millennials are the worst generation in history! We’ve ruined everything from the 9 to 5 work week to diamonds. One concerned citizen we interviewed said this regarding the millennials: “Our youth have an insatiable desire for wealth; they have bad manners...

Tasty Tuesday Tale

Tasty Tuesday Tale

February 13, 2018

John Felon To the onlooker it seems like any other Thursday. Maybe a little more commotion than usual. You go through the day, putting on a facade of normality. You nod cordially at passersby, but the flicker in their eyes tells all. You sit in English as the urges begin. First the left eye twitches,...

High School Senior Collects Record Number of College Letters

High School Senior Collects Record Number of College Letters

October 6, 2017

Neal Chan The date October 1st will go down in history. This past Sunday high school senior John Christianson broke the previous record of college letters collected, a total of 4,310 over three years. And the letters, according to Christianson, will likely keep coming. Curious about the student who has...

The Friday Funny: Spinning Doctors

The Friday Funny: Spinning Doctors

Emilija Sagaityte, Former Editor-in-Chief

June 2, 2017

Gone are the fads of the early 2000s. The silly bandz wrapping around arms like boas twisting around a branch and the pet rocks rattling in their cages – they never served much purpose beyond cutting off kids’ circulation and helping parents find a shameful excuse for a pet that doesn’t bark, ...

The Friday Funny: College As A Girlfriend, Your Girlfriend As College

The Friday Funny: College As A Girlfriend, Your Girlfriend As College

May 19, 2017

Sang-Hee Park I, like many other seniors, was preoccupied in the beginning of the year. Study the correct techniques, conjure a presentable look, learn to emphasize positive attributes about myself. I had even asked for advice from my older sister, who had gone through a similar process when she was...

Meet the Unusual Suspects

April 26, 2017

  Amanda Magen   Name:  Rex Tillerson Position:  Secretary of State Height (not including ego):  5’ 8” Weight (of wallet):  Estimated net worth of $150 million Experience?:  Good question Pros:   Former CEO of ExxonMobile, which is pretty darn successful Knows Putin Cons: No prior...

A Vape Tale

A Vape Tale

March 31, 2017

Sang-Hee Park E-cigarettes. Like the colorful fumes they produce, they're on the rise. As someone who has been blessed only with the secondhand smoke of an anxious uncle, I have no personal connections with cigarettes of any kind. I can, however, tell immediately when someone is vaping. It’s simple...

New Lethal Weapon?

October 27, 2016

AJ Bloomfield In recent years we have seen an escalated number of school shootings across our nation. This has been met by a push for more inclusive gun restrictions, preventing the sale of semi-automatic weaponry and other weapons that can be used to kill many individuals in a very brief period of ti...

Ipad Withdrawal

Ipad Withdrawal

June 1, 2016

Sang Hee Park It all began when my screen turned black. Silent yet anxious, I tapped the back of the device and looked for any signs of life. Nothing happened. I pressed the home and sleep button at once, a well-known restart technique. No dice. I breathed heavily, feeling my composure crumbling like...

Daniels Worldwide Rejoice at Demise of “Damn Daniel” Meme

Daniels Worldwide Rejoice at Demise of “Damn Daniel” Meme

April 5, 2016

By Daniel Carlston “Damn, Daniel!”            We all heard it. We all loved it. The words tasted so delicious rolling off our tongues just a few weeks ago. Damn Daniel was a cultural phenomenon, for however brief a time. It was an exclamation of sheer exuberance that brought a relucta...

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