-To be read with reverence-
Greetings returning customers. Congratulations! If your carcass is parked in a durable plastic chair, you have successfully signed your life away for 3 hours and 15 minutes...
A violent gust of wind bellows against the frigid walls of Radnor High School as snow heaps against its walls. Just two hours prior, the last of the yellow school bus procession had crawled off campus...
Ever been craving a muffin? Even been waiting in the muffin line for entire lunch period, praying, only to find that they are all sold out? I know you have, don’t lie. You’re mouth is probably...
Graham Harrington
The verdict’s out people. Millennials are the worst generation in history! We’ve ruined everything from the 9 to 5 work week to diamonds. One concerned citizen we interviewed said...
John Felon
To the onlooker it seems like any other Thursday. Maybe a little more commotion than usual. You go through the day, putting on a facade of normality. You nod cordially at passersby, but the...
Neal Chan
The date October 1st will go down in history. This past Sunday high school senior John Christianson broke the previous record of college letters collected, a total of 4,310 over three years....
Gone are the fads of the early 2000s. The silly bandz wrapping around arms like boas twisting around a branch and the pet rocks rattling in their cages – they never served much purpose beyond cutting...
Sang-Hee Park
I, like many other seniors, was preoccupied in the beginning of the year. Study the correct techniques, conjure a presentable look, learn to emphasize positive attributes about myself. I...
Amanda Magen
Name: Rex Tillerson
Position: Secretary of State
Height (not including ego): 5’ 8”
Weight (of wallet): Estimated net worth of $150 million
Experience?: Good question
Pros:...
Sang-Hee Park
E-cigarettes. Like the colorful fumes they produce, they're on the rise. As someone who has been blessed only with the secondhand smoke of an anxious uncle, I have no personal connections...
AJ Bloomfield
In recent years we have seen an escalated number of school shootings across our nation. This has been met by a push for more inclusive gun restrictions, preventing the sale of semi-automatic...
Sang Hee Park
It all began when my screen turned black. Silent yet anxious, I tapped the back of the device and looked for any signs of life. Nothing happened. I pressed the home and sleep button at once,...
