Andrew Rosin, The Radish Editor
• November 12, 2019
Based on the results from the recent PAYS survey on drugs and alcohol, school administrators have concluded that approximately 78% of the student body is addicted to heroin. “The results are certainly...
Following the release of President Trump’s confidential letter to president Reccep Tayip Erdogan of Turkey, the Radish investigative journalism team has obtained exclusive copies of similar letters written...
A recent study from the University of Pennsylvania found that at least 76% of summer reading assignments contain a potentially harmful number of pages. Frances E. Jensen, chair of the Department of Neurology,...
This past week, Special Counsel Brett Thomas released his redacted report after a semester long investigation into the school temperatures. Beginning in the winter of 2018, RHS students noted incredibly...
63 days into the 2018-2019 school year, a Radnor High School Senior set a new American record for the most consecutive days late to homeroom in a traditional 4 year, 180 day high school program. When added...
In a momentous effort to end vaping, Radnor High School administration banned the use of all school bathrooms. According to the administration, this genius tactic was taken straight out of the book of...
The Cynically Sardonic and Sanguinely Serious Advice Columnist
Issue 1: Some People are Humble for Good Reasons
A note from the cynically sardonic and sanguinely serious advice columnist: All Radnor...
ACROSS
1. Mosquito spray brand
4. Buzzing insect
7. Spanish for gold
8. One watery spray
11. Related to
13. Home of Teenage Turtles
14. Distress signal abbr.
15. Father
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In a groundbreaking new development, sources across the school have confirmed that today’s morning announcements were actually good. “We normally don’t even pay attention to them,” told an anonymous...
A startling new Gallup poll released this past Saturday claims that 97% of students at Lower Merion High school are unaware of the fact that their school has a football team. A follow up piece by al-Jazeera...
Patrick’s Court
Lights! Camera! Action! Give it up for your favorite raider, the bees knees, homecoming court nominee, and future homecoming king, Patrick Kaper.
Hi, how’s it going folks? You are...
-To be read with reverence-
Greetings returning customers. Congratulations! If your carcass is parked in a durable plastic chair, you have successfully signed your life away for 3 hours and 15 minutes...
