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Young Republicans Club Warns Phase 3 Reopening Could Have Disastrous Effect on Lunchroom Economy

Young Republicans Club Warns Phase 3 Reopening Could Have Disastrous Effect on Lunchroom Economy

Andrew Rosin, The Radish Editor August 12, 2020

Citing the School Board’s plans to reopen Radnor in the fall, the RHS Young Republicans Club warned that an entirely virtual Phase 3 reopening would cripple the lunchroom economy. “We’re not certain...

Florida Man Supports Reopening, Loves Catching “Rad” Coronavirus Waves

Florida Man Supports Reopening, Loves Catching “Rad” Coronavirus Waves

Mohen Li, The Radish Associate Editor July 3, 2020

MIAMI--Brett Markey, a 23-year-old Florida native, enthusiastically praised Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’s refusal to return to quarantine amid surging coronavirus cases. “Brah, I’m glad my dude...

RTSD Refuses to Change Mascot Until They Have Unanimous Support from Wealthy Caucasian Main Line Citizens

RTSD Refuses to Change Mascot Until They Have Unanimous Support from Wealthy Caucasian Main Line Citizens

Andrew Rosin, The Radish Editor July 1, 2020

Acknowledging the recent movement to change Radnor’s mascot, Radnor Township School District countered that the lack of outcry from the privileged white inhabitants of Radnor precluded the abolition...

On the Birthday of the Constitution, We Have to Remember That It Is Very Old

“On the Birthday of the Constitution, We Have to Remember That It Is Very Old”

Andrew Rosin, The Radish Editor June 23, 2020

(June 21) On the anniversary of the ratification of the Constitution, President Donald Trump delivered an Oval Office address in which he claimed that the historic document was outdated and archaic. “When...

Teacher’s Union Celebrates As Annual Salary Finally Surpasses National Average

Teacher’s Union Celebrates As Annual Salary Finally Surpasses National Average

Andrew Rosin, The Radish Editor June 10, 2020

For the first time in 87 school years, the average salary of America’s teachers eclipsed the average income of individuals in the United States. “It took 39 million people losing their jobs for teachers’...

The Return of the Bullies

The Return of the Bullies

Gerry Atkinson May 31, 2020

When schools were closed down and quarantine began I was overjoyed. I definitely miss some of my classmates, my friends, Mr. Busza, randomly sitting on the floor in the middle of class when sitting in...

RHS Administration Announces New Junior Book Awards for the 2020-2021 School Year

RHS Administration Announces New Junior Book Awards for the 2020-2021 School Year

Mohen Li, The Radish Associate Editor May 21, 2020
The RHS Administration announced yesterday that they would like to honor next year's juniors in light of a challenging and uncertain upcoming school year.
“It states that these Surface Gos are flammable in Section 132.009 b. of the owner’s manual, which apparently were never delivered to students because they got lost in the mail.” --Victoria Glatzer, RHS Instructional Technology Consultant

Tech Department: “Surface Go’s Are Definitely Supposed to Do That”

Andrew Rosin, The Radish Editor May 18, 2020

Two weeks after a student’s Surface Go tablet caught on fire, a panicking RTSD technology department released a press statement in which they claimed that the Surface Go's are “100% definitely supposed...

Photo Taken by Ellie Davis

The Easter Bunny on the Hop

Ellie Davis and Reese Hillman May 8, 2020

For the past three weeks, law enforcement officials have been facing an unprecedented challenge: tracking down the Easter Bunny.   On Saturday, April 11th, to the delight of Radnor families, the Easter...

Blowing Up The Kremlin Among Series of Inventive Tasks on This Year’s AP Exams

Blowing Up The Kremlin Among Series of Inventive Tasks on This Year’s AP Exams

Andrew Rosin, The Radish Editor May 5, 2020

With the AP exams just one week away, the College Board recently announced their adapted testing policy in response to the Coronavirus pandemic. The open ended questions on this year’s exams will be...

Trump Blames Hillary Clinton for Coronavirus

Trump Blames Hillary Clinton for Coronavirus

Sammy Rosin April 30, 2020

When something goes wrong in the United States whose fault is it? President Trump and the GOP knew the answer back in 2016, and they know the answer now: everything is Hillary Clinton's fault, including...

Administration: People Will Die In This Years Senior Assassin Game

Administration: People Will Die In This Year’s Senior Assassin Game

Andrew Rosin, The Radish Editor April 21, 2020

Radnor, PA--The 2020 Senior Assassin game will not be canceled, according to the Radnor High School Administration. As seniors cope with potentially losing prom and graduation, the administration jumped...

The courtroom sketch from the students trial.

Six RHS Students Tried for Truancy in District Court

Ellie Davis April 10, 2020

As recently reported by The Radish in Nick Sparanza’s article, New RHS Attendance Policies Leaked, the district found a record-high fifty RHS Students truant during the past two weeks of online attendance....

Trump Seen Smuggling Toilet Paper into Whitehouse Just Moments After Criticizing Hoarders

Trump Seen Smuggling Toilet Paper into Whitehouse Just Moments After Criticizing Hoarders

Anya Chan April 6, 2020

Washington, D.C.---President Donald Trump addressed toilet paper hoarders last night, saying “Everyone needs to calm down. No one needs that much toilet paper, and if you do, we have a problem—probably...

Sheltering in Place with my Humans

Sheltering in Place with my Humans

Sammy Rosin, Staff Writer April 4, 2020

My humans complain about sheltering in place for 3 weeks. Well, for those of you who don’t know, in doggy time it’s been almost a  year!  And let me add, I have not had an easy time of it. Humans...

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