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Trump Administration Eliminates Winter as a Season

Trump Administration Eliminates Winter as a Season

Mohen Li, Radish Associate Editor February 28, 2020

In a surprise press conference this morning, President Donald Trump announced that his administration would be removing “winter” as a season. With the temperatures in the mid 80s, Trump opened the...

Winners and Losers from the November Democratic Debate

Winners and Losers from the November Democratic Debate

Owen Leonard, Radish Staff Writer November 25, 2019
Radish writer Owen Leonard breaks down the winners and losers from the fifth democratic debate.

Report: 78% of RHS Students Are Addicted To Heroin

Andrew Rosin, The Radish Editor November 12, 2019

Based on the results from the recent PAYS survey on drugs and alcohol, school administrators have concluded that approximately 78% of the student body is addicted to heroin. “The results are certainly...

Trump’s Message To Erdogan Found To Be Just One In An Extensive Collection of Self-Published Letters

Trump’s Message To Erdogan Found To Be Just One In An Extensive Collection of Self-Published Letters

Andrew Rosin, Mohen Li, Nick Speranza, and Owen Leonard October 21, 2019

Following the release of President Trump’s confidential letter to president Reccep Tayip Erdogan of Turkey, the Radish investigative journalism team has obtained exclusive copies of similar letters written...

New Study Finds Link Between Summer Reading and Negative Health Effects

New Study Finds Link Between Summer Reading and Negative Health Effects

Andrew Rosin June 7, 2019

A recent study from the University of Pennsylvania found that at least 76% of summer reading assignments contain a potentially harmful number of pages. Frances E. Jensen, chair of the Department of Neurology,...

The School Temperature Report

The School Temperature Report

Andrew Rosin March 27, 2019

This past week, Special Counsel Brett Thomas released his redacted report after a semester long investigation into the school temperatures. Beginning in the winter of 2018, RHS students noted incredibly...

Student Shatters All-Time Tardiness Record

Student Shatters All-Time Tardiness Record

Andrew Rosin January 22, 2019

63 days into the 2018-2019 school year, a Radnor High School Senior set a new American record for the most consecutive days late to homeroom in a traditional 4 year, 180 day high school program. When added...

RHS Administration Bans Bathrooms

RHS Administration Bans Bathrooms

Andrew Rosin December 14, 2018

In a momentous effort to end vaping, Radnor High School administration banned the use of all school bathrooms. According to the administration, this genius tactic was taken straight out of the book of...

Chapins Cynically Sardonic and Sanguinely Serious Advice Column

Chapin’s Cynically Sardonic and Sanguinely Serious Advice Column

Chapin Lenthall-Cleary December 14, 2018

The Cynically Sardonic and Sanguinely Serious Advice Columnist Issue 1: Some People are Humble for Good Reasons A note from the cynically sardonic and sanguinely serious advice columnist: All Radnor...

December Crossword Puzzle

December Crossword Puzzle

Will Dawson December 11, 2018

ACROSS 1. Mosquito spray brand 4. Buzzing insect 7. Spanish for gold 8. One watery spray 11. Related to 13. Home of Teenage Turtles 14. Distress signal abbr. 15. Father 16....

Polarization

Polarization

November 9, 2018

Max Xie

BREAKING NEWS: Morning Announcements Actually Not That Bad

BREAKING NEWS: Morning Announcements Actually Not That Bad

Nick Speranza November 9, 2018

In a groundbreaking new development, sources across the school have confirmed that today’s morning announcements were actually good. “We normally don’t even pay attention to them,” told an anonymous...

The Friday Funny: LM Week

The Friday Funny: LM Week

Andrew Rosin October 26, 2018

A startling new Gallup poll released this past Saturday claims that 97% of students at Lower Merion High school are unaware of the fact that their school has a football team. A follow up piece by al-Jazeera...

The Homecoming Court

The Homecoming Court

Lena Armstrong and Patrick Kaper-Barcelata October 19, 2018

Patrick’s Court Lights! Camera! Action! Give it up for your favorite raider, the bees knees, homecoming court nominee, and future homecoming king, Patrick Kaper. Hi, how’s it going folks? You are...

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