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BREAKING NEWS: Morning Announcements Actually Not That Bad

BREAKING NEWS: Morning Announcements Actually Not That Bad

Nick Speranza November 9, 2018

In a groundbreaking new development, sources across the school have confirmed that today’s morning announcements were actually good. “We normally don’t even pay attention to them,” told an anonymous...

The Friday Funny: LM Week

The Friday Funny: LM Week

Andrew Rosin October 26, 2018

A startling new Gallup poll released this past Saturday claims that 97% of students at Lower Merion High school are unaware of the fact that their school has a football team. A follow up piece by al-Jazeera...

The Homecoming Court

The Homecoming Court

Lena Armstrong and Patrick Kaper-Barcelata October 19, 2018

Patrick’s Court Lights! Camera! Action! Give it up for your favorite raider, the bees knees, homecoming court nominee, and future homecoming king, Patrick Kaper. Hi, how’s it going folks? You are...

Political Cartoon: Radnor's Wifi Fix

Political Cartoon: Radnor's Wifi Fix

October 17, 2018

Ethan Lee

2019 AP® EXAM INSTRUCTIONS

Patrick Kaper-Barcelata June 15, 2018

-To be read with reverence- Greetings returning customers. Congratulations! If your carcass is parked in a durable plastic chair, you have successfully signed your life away for 3 hours and 15 minutes...

Radnor & Juuliet

Radnor & Juuliet

June 11, 2018

Max Xie

Student Debt

Student Debt

June 11, 2018

Ethan Lee

Friday Funny: Emergency AP Teacher Meeting

Patrick Kaper-Barcelata April 27, 2018

A violent gust of wind bellows against the frigid walls of Radnor High School as snow heaps against its walls. Just two hours prior, the last of the yellow school bus procession had crawled off campus...

Muffin Mayhem

Nazim Duran March 23, 2018

Ever been craving a muffin?  Even been waiting in the muffin line for entire lunch period, praying, only to find that they are all sold out?  I know you have, don’t lie. You’re mouth is probably...

Malevolent Millennials

February 23, 2018

Graham Harrington The verdict’s out people. Millennials are the worst generation in history! We’ve ruined everything from the 9 to 5 work week to diamonds. One concerned citizen we interviewed said...

Tasty Tuesday Tale

Tasty Tuesday Tale

February 13, 2018

John Felon To the onlooker it seems like any other Thursday. Maybe a little more commotion than usual. You go through the day, putting on a facade of normality. You nod cordially at passersby, but the...

High School Senior Collects Record Number of College Letters

High School Senior Collects Record Number of College Letters

October 6, 2017

Neal Chan The date October 1st will go down in history. This past Sunday high school senior John Christianson broke the previous record of college letters collected, a total of 4,310 over three years....

The Friday Funny: Spinning Doctors

The Friday Funny: Spinning Doctors

Emilija Sagaityte, Former Editor-in-Chief June 2, 2017

Gone are the fads of the early 2000s. The silly bandz wrapping around arms like boas twisting around a branch and the pet rocks rattling in their cages – they never served much purpose beyond cutting...

The Friday Funny: College As A Girlfriend, Your Girlfriend As College

The Friday Funny: College As A Girlfriend, Your Girlfriend As College

May 19, 2017

Sang-Hee Park I, like many other seniors, was preoccupied in the beginning of the year. Study the correct techniques, conjure a presentable look, learn to emphasize positive attributes about myself. I...

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